![]() That was… until you started eating the sausage.Īs soon as you took a bite you knew you had made a mistake. Now seated at the table you all were eating in a peaceful silence. actual breakfast time,” you laughed at Shifty’s words and turned to get the plates needed for the meal. “Breakfast is the best for every meal!…… except…. “Breakfast? For dinner?” Lifty cut you off as Shifty gently set you back on the ground, releasing you from his hug. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?” he smirked, finally turning away from the food to embrace you in a bear hug, holding you to himself tightly. You heard movement behind you and turned to see Shifty inhaling the bacon. “You can’t keep doing that!!” You giggled as you swatted his hands away from you, trying to be mad yet failing. “Ha! You’re so cute when you scream like that Y/N~” Lifty grinned evilly behind you with a snicker. You quickly turned around, now clutching your sides, as you faced your attacker. “I wonder where that could have come from- AHHH!” You cut yourself off with a scream as someone tickled your sides from behind. Stepping back from the hot grease you set the tongs down and grabbed tightly onto your arms trying to block out the sudden cold. You picked up a pair of tongs and flipped the bacon over as you felt a cold draft on your back. You laughed at the thought of them tripping over themselves at the tempting smell of food. You bet they could smell the bacon for a mile away and were running back to the house as fast as they could. They wouldn’t keep you waiting long, you knew. You shook your head and smiled brightly, focusing on the food once again. You hoped they would get home soon so that the food wouldn’t go cold. The bacon on the stove sizzled and popped, the fumes making the whole house smell amazing! You had gotten home early and decided to make breakfast for dinner for your two dorks known as Shifty and Lifty. Suggestive jokes/humor, sexual references
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